44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
TEAM GROOT, BITCHES
#this looks like a promo for a new detective show#where Stiles is the mouthy cop that lives to wind up perps#and Derek is his grumpy ass partner that Stiles tried to crack laughs out of#and together they dramatically solve crime#take bullets for one another#knock out bad guys#get pinned in burning cars and refuse to leave each other#get cross at each other for scaring the crap out of one another#’you could have died’ ‘I could have died? YOU could have died’#all the while cleaning blood off each other’s faces#limping back into the office together elbowing one another#arguing cases and flirting across desks#finally making out after that one time their office exploded#and all they could think about was finding each other#standing in the ruins of the office kissing desperately#and the rest of their long suffering team sighing#like ‘oh we’ll just clean up and figure out who did this then shall we?’#js that’s what this looks like and how it should be bye (via felicitysmock)
Richard & Misha, NJCon 2014 [x]
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
IT GOT BETTER
Carry on my wayward sun?
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SUN
supernatural fandom u ok
rise and shine sammy
A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal
Feel like killing someone. Probably going to get fired by my passive agressive shithead of a boss who only cares about apperances and hates young people but pays so bad that only desperate young people will apply.
I JUST GOT YELLED AT BECAUSE A GARBAGE TRUCK DROVE BY AND I TOLD MY FRIEND HIS RIDE WAS HERE
ahh yes, this is better.
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video
cries for the rest of my life
Sometimes I think he understood the character better than the writers did.
My hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
My brother and I periodically watch this and we both die laughing every time, I have no idea why it’s so funny.
Hmm this new Skeleton Twins clip really spoils a lot for the movie huh fascinating
oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like “omg what raised you from hell” and ruby was like “when this thing bleeds the earth quakes” and another demon was like “it’s the end of times” but it turned out just to be this little cutie