the nodding then the wink
mom: dinners ready
be the person your dog thinks you are
if i don’t talk to myself who will
Take that maths, i went up a whole grade! (With no thanks to my maths teacher.)
This shit is the realest. Not even Pac could of said it better.
I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
i live for this
If the people of tumblr were a bar of soap
side effects of watching star trek: emotional compromise, crushes on aliens, compulsion to boldly go, fierce protective instincts regarding jim kirk, and an overwhelming hunger for gumdrops
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.