Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day
the past was fucked up
the present ain’t too much better
"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"
"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"
"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"
"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"
"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"
"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."
"My child is a plant."
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
Neptune taken by NASA
who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune
Free Neptune 2014
this makes me so happy
im feeling the need to bring this post back onto my dash
this is officially the Destiel theme song.
Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
This is sweet.
More phenomenal works by the amazingly talented euclase.
Last one tho
I hope you guys don’t mind that I’m not tagging all the fandoms in this one; I’m laughing too hard at the last one to scroll up and down repeatedly.
THIS IS ART?!
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS
EVERY FUCKING TIME
oh, you know, back to the roots^^ Stiles’ buzzcut, fluff, love & kissing, no one is dead, tortured, possessed or has an incurable disease♥
Winter Soldier/Bucky cosplay.
Winter Soldier/Bucky by Evgenia a.k.a. mercury. (A-Twins a.k.a. близняхи)
Photo by awesome Jiyouh: http://jiyouh.tumblr.com/
Assistant - Vasya Vzdroihev: http://vasyavzdroihev.tumblr.com/
Victim by miss Fleming a.k.a. https://twitter.com/Cirealwulfie
oh jesus christ
#i seriously do not understand i mean he’s the cutest sweetest guy to ever exist and i would have taken the damn #peanuts because why the hell does it matter if he’s short and scrawny he’s amazing and cares so much for other people #and it hurts to think that for so long he was looked down on and looked at like /that/ girl is #he’s offering you some fucking peanuts why do you look like he just offered you a handful of boogers #godammit i love steve rogers and i don’t care if he’s captain america or not he’s a wonderful human being that deserves love and happiness #and respect and people should aspire to be like him (via themouthymerc)